There's a lot of real good breakfast food in this big blue world of ours, and it's only right someone make a list of the best tasting. I think it's fun to scroll down and see the progression of deliciousness as you go, so this list is in descending order from "Tasty" to "Goddamn". Let's get into it.
#10 Kolaches
One Kolache
Some people call them pigs in a blanket. Kolaches are simple and fun. I love em, kids love em, old folks love em, dogs love em, you get the point. You can purchase them at a donut shop, or a bakery. They’re cheap and convenient when you need something quick or on the go. I have to eat like 4 of em to get satisfied, though. Little addicting things. You can dip em’ in whatever sauce you desire, or you can eat them straight up. I like to dip em in cheese or ketchup, since it’s basically a little hot dog.
#9 Malt O’ Meal
Good, not super good, but definitely respectable. I had to put this on the map. People be sleep on Malt-O’Meal. Even down here in Texas where I know it from, I’m surprised at how many people I talk to who don’t know about this classic. My grandma used to make this for me in the morning on tha stove. She’d mix in some sugar, pour it in a bowl, and top it off with milk and butter. Bless those days. Malt-O’Meal is sweet and creamy when made right. Classified as hot cereal, or a cereal substitute, it has three official flavors. I’ve personally only tried the original and Chocolate. The chocolate one smacks, but you have to switch between them every so often because you’ll get used to one flavor, then the other one tastes better for a while. If you’re curious as to what it’s like to eat it, it’s basically Oatmeal, but more fine. Oatmeal has those flakes you feel in your mouth, but Malt O’Meal is more pasty and thick. It’s good, trust. I may add photos for it in the future, but until I get permission to use them, you can see some google images here.
#8 S.O.S
This is a deeply Southern breakfast meal. Tastes amazing despite how it can sometimes look. S.O.S is an abbreviation both to shorten the phrase and to hide it’s vulgarity. It stands for “shit on a shingle”. Regarded as a comfort food, shit on a shingle is basically cooked sausage, or venison, or ham, but usually ground beef, that has been smothered in sausage gravy, laid on top of toast, and sometimes topped with an over-easy egg. I like to put cheese and hot sauce on top of mine, but you don’t have to follow my example, I’m just a man who knows how to eat. See some google pictures here.
#7 Breakfast Pizza
Pizza is a dish that is indulged in world wide. Yea, it’s usually for lunch, but some rules are meant to be broken, right? I’m sure no one’s gonna say anything if I just put some tomato sauce on some dough, chop-up and cook some bacon with some bell pepper, maybe a smidgen of onion, throw it on top with some pepperoni and fried egg, and bake it in a oven. That’s the new age way, and the best way to make breakfast pizza, if you ask me. In elementary school, they used to give us lil’ rectangle pizzas for breakfast with a small apple juice or grape juice carton. They weren’t even breakfast pizzas, just straight up cuts of regular pizza. I wasn’t trippin’, though.
#6 Pancakes
The Dutch call them pannenkoeken, but you probably don’t speak Dutch, so that’s kind of irrelevant.. Pancakes are a staple in America, loved by everyone unless they’re diabetic! They go well with some eggs and bacon or sausage and hashbrowns. They’re also good to eat by themselves or with fruit. I suggest pouring maple syrup or raw honey over a stack, but I won’t be too angry with you if you decide to use jelly or jam. I mean it’s gonna be good either way right? A side note, I wouldn’t personally go so far as to say they’re the main entrée next to eggs and baky, but some people certainly regard it as such.
#5 Breakfast Bagels
Breakfast bagels go hard. Sometimes they taste better than McDonald’s McGriddles and Whataburger’s BOBs. There’s this restaurant I eat at sometimes called Einstein Bro’s Bagels that have a gang of different types of bagels. They got chorizo bagels with avocado, and some bagels with salmon on it, and bagels with seeds on the bun, then some with Nutella. They got some good sauce too. Perfect for early in the morning especially if you’re in a rush or if you happen to be on the road and wanna try something new. Of course you can make your own bagel as well. If that’s your ideal route, then egg, bacon, and cheese is really all that you need. If you wanna be fancy wit it, you can put tomato and lettuce, or add some jelly on it. You can put some honey on there, too, it ain’t gon’ hurt. Top it off with a toasted English muffin and you golden.
#4 Chicken&Waffles
This is a hood classic. Everybody loves Chicken&Waffles. I don’t know if you’ve ever watched the black comedy movie, Black Dynamite, but if you have, then you know as good as the rest of us that Roscoe’s Chili&Donuts wasn’t really working out. However, thanks to that lil’ ole half-a-player, Cream Corn, Roscoe found his breakout idea. Thus, Roscoe’s Chicken&Waffles was born. Nothing too complicated about this dish. All you need is some fried chicken, (preferably chicken tenders) some fluffy waffles, and some syrup, or honey, and you’ve got a delicious morning meal. Powdered sugar is optional. The dish is not particularly healthy, I must admit, but damn does it hit the spot. Enjoy with a glass of iced Kool-Aid.
#3 Rice Bowl
Man, these go hard as hell. When I lived in South Korea, I would make this in the morning on the weekends. Always hit. There’s many different rice bowls you can make specifically for breakfast. You can have bacon, egg, rice. You can do Salmon, egg, and rice. (Or any other fish, like tilapia) you can use pork, crab meat, chicken, beef, whatever. Put it with rice and egg, and it’s gon’ smack! Soy sauce is optional, chop sticks are not.
#2 Omelettes
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