I’ve gotten into this argument with my homeboys countless times. Most of my bros obviously like both tits and ass, as do I, but most of them seem to like ass more. I think that is simply ridiculous. I would proudly argue any day of the week that boobs are the best thing on a woman hands down.
Boobs Are For The Blessed, Butts Are For The Rest.
I’ll take a girl with big boobs and a small ass over the opposite for one big reason: She can always do squats. Now you may say “but poison, I can just buy my bitch some titties!” That’s true, you could. She could get a BBL too, but it’s better if things are au naturale. I know plenty of dudes wouldn’t care either way, but if we’re keeping it a buck, natural is what is mostly preferred.
That being said, I want that fit booty. Overall fitness is a necessity for everyone anyway. Take your big titty goth girlfriend to the gym with you, show her how to get them cheeks right, and now you got the best of both worlds. That fake silicone shit is for the birds. The only thing she need to put in her body is corn bread and collard greens. This is yet another reason why I need to travel to Africa.
Life-Saving Titties
Say you get stranded somewhere like a desert, with no water to drink, and you become dangerously dehdrated. After many hours of walking in the heat, let’s say you somehow miraculously come into contact with another human, and she just so happens to be a woman. That woman’s titties can save your life. You can drink her titty milk to buy you some time until you both get back to civilization. You can’t do that with ass; you can’t drink ass milk. That has E.Coli in it, and that’s dangerous, you could die.
Imagine if you find her in that desert, but she has breast cancer. You’d be fucked! This is why I take breast cancer seriously, that shit is fucked up, man. The world needs titties. Titties are important. Save the titties!
Many Uses
They’re fun to hold onto, fun to kiss. You can hold things in titties. I’ve seen women keep money in their titties. They’re great at parties. Having big titties can protect you from danger. There’s a comedian named Ms. Pat who tells a story of how titties saved her from being shot to death. You can check it out by clicking this link to youtube.
Titties are easy to clean. You can sleep on titties like pillows while your woman holds onto you. You can take shots from titties. You can use them to distract horny people, and many more awesome things. They’re mother nature’s fun bags of happiness.
“Long live breasts!” Don’t forget to leave a comment >;-)
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